"Sure, those sideways and upside-down stairs may look cool and mysteriously arcane, but they serve no purpose and are wastes of space. They are also not up to code, and therefore we demand them to be removed immediately."
-Sincerely, The United Building Inspectors' Association.
Is it bad that every time I see this, I think of Matt Cavotta's story "How Many Eyes?"? I mean, I think this is a great piece, but that story is probably what tipped me to become a Magic fan instead of just a player.